Lara Croft: Pros & Cons

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc. Now let's have some fun.

I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio.

Lara Croft is the main character from the video game Tomb Raider.

Pros

Has big boobs

Knows how to handle a gun

Makes a mean bacon, egg & cheese sandwich

Is involved with training Navy SEALS

Had Angelina Jolie play her in two movies

Helped President Jimmy Carter kick his silly putty addiction

President of The Walking Dead fan club

Has big boobs

Cons

Even though she is hot, she is just a video game character

Has taken candy from a baby on numerous occasions

Can't pee standing up

Has five over due library books

Is addicted to watching Teen Mom

Is waiting until marriage to lose her virginity

Allergic to small penises

Afraid of the dark